Okay, so I have a question for you.
Have you ever put a 9V battery on your tongue... just to see what would happen?
Yes? Well then you're probably male.
Seriously - if you're female and reading this, you're probably thinking "Why in god's name would you put a battery on your tongue. What a stoopid, idiotic, childish thing to do. What is WRONG with you?".
And if you're a male, you're probably thinking "WHAT? You've never put a battery on your tongue? Where's your sense of adventure? What is WRONG with you?".
*sigh*
 |
| Yup - he probably did it too. Weirdo males. |
Have you ever strapped an electric dog collar to your leg to see how high the voltage would go. If you are female, you look at me with a look of horror. If you are the (ex) brother-in-law, you say "yep, it seemed like a good idea after two bottles of red"
ReplyDelete